Happy April Fools Day

Well I guess you figured to turn on my site and see some useful or wise information, well not today. On a day when fooling someone is appropriate I will not do that either. But simply relate half of a  true story. Some years ago at church a fellow related this event that had happened to a young couple in their first real argument. She was about to go to work and time would not allow for them to work through things as they normally would. Wanting to feel better she slid on her favorite dress and said "ZIP ME!" Her husband yelled back "I WILL SHOW YOU ZIPPING!" and he quickly ran the zipper up and down a number of times and broke it. This did not help maters ---it was their first real fight and to top it off he had ruined her favorite dress! She fumed all day, and as luck had it as she got home all her built up frustration was to find a release. He was there ahead of her and in a most vulnerable position slid under the family car with his legs sticking out. Unaware of what was about to happen to him she bent over and said "I WILL SHOW YOU ZIPPING"  She herd his moans and was not to gentle with his groin and herd him bump and bag his head, and hands and arms  and there was not a thing he could do to defend himself. Soon there was silence. Triumphantly she walked in the house. She had a victory to be proud of!  In the kitchen there were two glasses of punch and she stood staring at them as her husband walked around the corner. She asked sheepishly "Dear who is under the car" Her husband responded "oh that is our neighbor Bill he saw I had car trouble and offered to help. She quickly explained her assault on Bill and asked her husband to help her explain. Her husband felt as bad as she did the normal apologies were exchanged that they did not have time for that morning and they returned to the garage and her husband called out "Bill are you OK?" No answer! He garbed on pants leg and his wife garbed the other and they drug Bill out from under the car unconscious. His head injuries were from him beating his head between the belly pan of the car and the concrete in tell he lost consciousness. By this time I was laughing so hard I missed the rest of the story but Bill was not seriously or permanency injured. Richard W Norman  

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